Not tonight babe, I’m feeling a little dizzy.

I really like long socks and a pair of good walking shoes.

The first things you pack for an overnight trip after 40… Sleep mask Noise canceling headphones Reading glasses Kindle Pills (magnesium & melatonin) Because sleep.

It’s cute that they think 11 point font is “large print” for a Bible.

In my 20’s everything good happened after 10pm In my 40’s nothing good happens after 10pm

Merino wool socks And my pair of Altra’s Man I feel like a gangster! #unstoppable

If you’re calling my house after 9pm… You or something you own better be on fire.