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now why won’t the sad basketball sex worker just play basketball?

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How do you not get that they despise you

If Texas Tech is ranked #1 at any point in the season, I will shove a 5 layer burrito up my ass.

The Lincoln Project

Getting a 4th down stop in a close game and seeing 5th & 4 after would get me evicted

The Lincoln Project

the police did WHAT

every single other person who is driving their car at the same time as me is a fucking animal who should be shot

Compare this to the video he posted—he literally edited out the part where Cartman says he edits out the parts when he’s losing the argument

No Olympic swimmer has back stroked faster

Two things that are simultaneously true: Shedeur looks better than you’d expect of a QB4/fifth-round pick. Definitely looks like he belongs in the league. One solid preseason start isn’t going to dramatically shake up his depth chart standing — nor should it!

Yet you said he was being set up to fail. Can’t have it both ways sparky

Is it a pet peeve? Yes. Should I just ignore it? Yes. But when I see NFL reporters (who know better) calling preseason touchdowns a player’s “first NFL touchdown” I wanna scream. I have never heard a spring training HR called a player’s first MLB home run. Why? Cuz it’s dumb.

Happy Jaxson Dart day to all who celebrate

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