Chet holm(grin) makes Aaron Gelvin frown

I tried to finagle a bagel from Hagel

Hagel’s bagel got finagled Richard Koch

I would never try to put a phallus in Alice

I have malice towards Alice because she spilled her chalice in my palace

Football season is pleasin even though during this time there is lots of weezin #allergies

My buddies asked me to play a game called Catan today. I was surprised when it didn’t involve felines and an indefinite article

I saw a T-Rex doing bench press today. I bet he was pretty dino-SORE afterwords

Sad Brad Just made a straw pun it sucked. #shutup Caleb Smith Earle Haggard Jr.

Richard Koch has a fresh pair of buns Richard Koch

I went to the Swig store so I could sip some sweet sugar. Our server Sally supported a swaggy swig sweater.

If Patrick is hurt, I don’t think the chiefs will take the trophy maHOME with them.

It HURTS me to say that I think the Eagles are going to win

AJ Brown is making the chiefs frown

I saw Shia Labeouf for the first time the other day. I said, “It’s nice to meet you.” To which he replied, “No it’s nice to meat you.” As he walloped me with a 20-oz New York Strip.

I assassinated Former President

Shadeur Sanders is going to take the browns to the Super Bowl when he enters their locker room and requires a bowel movement

Thunder? I hardly know her!!! Shai Gilgeous-Alexander Lou Dort Aaron wiggins Isaiah Hartenstein therealjalenwilliams