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Congress, are you okay? You’ve barely touched your fucking checks and balances.

JUST IN: Tim Tebow shows senators a map of the United States showing every single location where someone is downloading, sharing, or distributing CSAM. “We are losing the battle, and we are losing the war, and boys and girls are suffering for it…” “Every red dot that is on

the whole point of life is me

These are the Members of Congress who voted to bury sexual harassment records of Members of Congress and keep you in the dark:

need a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20k$ cash

a fly b☆tch with a brain.

when i say im outside this summer, i mean im on the porch, in the backyard, in the park, in the woods, in the ocean, by the river, by the creek, with the trees

I just want to be TAN and TIPSY with a HOT DOG at a BASEBALL GAME

i just wanna be a girl who travels a lot, works a little & somehow always has money

We were gifted such a beautiful planet, with everything we need to sustain ourselves, and look where we are. Just shameful.

this daylight is in fact saving me

i love being in a small ass bikini in the sun drunk af!!!!!

well if i walk like an angel and talk like an angel then…

obviously i tell my cat "bye i love you" before leaving the house

It’s March but I am the madness.

two hands made for a hotdog and a beer at a ballpark