caught myself meowing. again.

at the club straight up yawning

she didn't know she was gonna be taken to a chinese restaurant....in fact this aesthetic mismatch is actually a big plot point in the episode don't pmo

this album is like taylor finally giving her fans permission to have sex

no u don't. everybody keeps asking you what's wrong and assumes you're stuck up (i am but you should wait to find that out instead of assuming it)

Hi anorexic hitler here 🎀

you will be tempted to find the following statement ironic but be warned that it has been uttered with nothing but earnesty. addison rae is my role model.

when a guy likes big boobs too much it's just like okay what now is your favourite colour blue? do you think cars are awesome? are burgers and fries your go to meal? is your bedtime 9pm

i once wrote a poem about exactly this feeling open.spotify.com/track/6UOYin7j…

i am a startup owner and this is my dating app named after sounds my body makes when i go pee or fart

I started weeping the first time i smoked crack out of a coke can on a moving bus because i realised this is how neurotypical people feel all the time

at a point where im counting down the hours to my nighttime hibiscus tea

edward said....jacob growled....bella cried

when i see a really hot person reading absolute bullshit i kinda feel like we're not performative enough....girl put down that law of attraction neville godard slop and pretend to enjoy literally anything else

some days you wake up wanting to kiss the whole world

shut up foid. a moid is talking, listen and learn

kinda just focused on getting my lymph nodes to be swole rn