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Obsessed with this photo series called "From Window" by Masahisa Fukase. He took photos of his wife from their apartment window almost everyday as she left 🥹

I’m old enough to have an upstairs ibuprofen and a downstairs ibuprofen.

i’d like to put you in a jar and observe your behaviors

Asking my girlfriend to marry me today wish me luck

a lady came up to me in Michaels and said “you have a son?” literally not anymore? did you even read the hat

the right sandwich eaten at the right time can show you the light of God

well as you can tell from the rain cloud floating above my head, i’m sad

this meeting could have been a duel

I keep getting drunk and racing everyone

giving my father daughter issues

sorry for being so mean the lights were too bright

It’s been a stressful day and my anxiety is out of control. I think I’ll watch an episode of FX’s hit show The Bear to relax

only 2-3 household purchases away from peace and contentment. I'm sure of it this time

imagining 17 different alternate universe lives rn

working on shutting the fuck up

i’d love to be your evil advisor. can i come over and attempt to slowly corrupt you

i’m going back under my log please do not disturb me