The football when it comes home..

~capitalism breeds innovation~ yeah for sure bro i love having 27 brands of hot sauce and no teeth

me watching that rocket come back to earth

“He said he’s not gay, leave him alone”

Violet’s impression of Mel B 😭

Watching Shrek 2 to feel something.

strong chigs energy in the group chat #GBBO Ryan

People ride bikes in the street as if I'm not driving in 6 inch heels while checking my ig story views

Wow okay, unfollowing now. Was a big fan of their years of austerity, racism, cronyism, and pitiful response to a global pandemic. Didn't realise they were going to laugh at me at a party.

You’re telling me this ride or die would ever in a million years ghost her friends? I don’t fucking think!

yes ?????

I’m really only watching this shit for this queen at this point. No?

BREAKING: Kelly Mantle has arrived at Balmoral

Oh wait okay so she’s defying gravity because she can fly and so gravity doesn’t really apply to her oh okay interesting