I'm not clumsy. It's just that the floor hates me, tables and chairs attack me, and the wall just gets in the way.

The awkward moment when someone catches you making faces in the mirror.

When I say ”there's nothing to eat” I mean there's nothing I like.

When I'm expecting a text, I constantly feel my phone vibrate even though it isn't.

I respect all those who hate me because my middle finger rises up and salutes them.

Freaking out cause you cant find your phone... When its in your hand

Cody Garbrandt vs Conor McGregor is inevitable to happen. Who would win now that Cody has beaten Dominick Cruz?

"Water can flow or it can crash. Be water my friend" 🌊🉐

Did I ever mention how much I love K-1? #K1_WGP