stassi altered my brain chemistry the first time i watched this show… MVP!

“hey can me and my friend have another bump?”

OH KENNY’S SPEECH FOR JANA??? THAT IS A REAL MAN 😭 A REAL LOVER BOY. KANA HIVE WE GOT SOME GOOD FOOD #loveislandusa

i cried to this

me when i post my first youtube video after a 2 year hiatus

i am liam neeson when a fly intrudes my home. i will find you. and i will kill you, bitch.

water is so good sometimes. a little lemon? woof

i love a good skyrizi commercial

thinkin about the sweet crackle from the first hit of fresh juul pod back in the day… miss that fatty

this is so hard to look at

mmwhat day is it

i haven’t tweeted in over a month yikes

gaga will forever be my favorite coachella set i’ve ever seen yaaaas gaga!

Kristen Doute dropping her pregnancy announcement the day OG Vanderpump Rules was cancelled, oh I fear the curse of crazy kristen prevailed. Her power amazes me #PumpRules

Unbelievable 😭😭

I've said it before and I'll say it again... LET'S GO GIRLS ❤️‍🔥

BRITNEY SPEARS MENTALITY!

why is the Taco Bell chicken quesadilla so good??

I aspire to one day be a lounge singer like Carrie Martin