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Ryan Horwood

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Follow me on INSTAGRAM @comedianryanhorwood Actor/Comedian @YukYuks

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Trump just had peaceful demonstrators viciously attacked. No, Mr. President. This is not a dictatorship. This is the United States of America. Our citizens have a constitutional right to peacefully protest. It's called the First Amendment.

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Fuck me. I wonder if I can trade “Evader Kane” before my buddies read the news? #NHL #FantasyHockey #TakeTheFightWithPaul #MakeThatMoney #YouScrewedMeKane @evanderkane_9

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I’m so excited that Rolling Stone just published an article on our upcoming Mouth Congress album along with the video for our 2nd single ‘The People have Spoken.’ It was made 33 yrs ago when Paul Bellini and I were 8. rollingstone.com/music/music-ne… via Rolling Stone

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Better if it was more of a lottery. Sell a bunch of tickets and make more then one bid. This way, some rich guy doesn’t just “win”.

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When it happened exactly, I’m not sure. But, I’m at the “eyebrows grow faster then all the other hairs” part of life.

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I’m sure the people who’ll hold up those big signs that say “The End Is Near!” Or “We’re ALL going to DIE” carry an even BIGGER sign rolled up somewhere that says “But, I TOLD YOU SO!” just in case.

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“God SAVE the Queen.” has now changed to the more appropriate “God, let the Queen know we said “sup”.” #RIPQueen

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Tim Steeves was not just one of the funniest comics ever to set foot on stage but also off it. He was so much fun to hang with backstage and when he was on the bill you watched. He had it all. If Canada had a star system he’d have been one. RIP you beautiful man.

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The amount of child like hate on this post is embarrassing. If you’re a knuckle dragging, mouth breather like the hundreds that made a point to make jokes.. you should die in a house fire. Your hatred is your hand up saying “I’m also a stupid waste of space.”.