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Seizure salads 😍😍😍

Manager: You wanna stay till close? Me: vine.co/v/eTiFxb9MFKA

I need more tattoos

Maybe a bottle of covonia before bed on an empty stomach wasnt my smartest move

I actually cannot deal with people's shit

This F1 season is so fixed in Rosbergs favour its ridiculous

Really need a beer

Was a goodnight last night

Was a goodnight last night

Laura trott is a fucking machine

People arent even ready for mcgregor tonight

Waiting for @GasMonkeyDallas firebirds 001 and 002 restoration to come up at #BarrettJackson cant wait

Things are so much easier when you're single

I've nicknamed my penis 'Elbow'. It's flexible, It's hard, And my mom doesn't like it on the table during dinner.

Waiting for #UFC207 such a long wait