The bird of grief and knowledge

50% of phone store customers don't even know if they have Android or apple and the other 50% legitimately sell crack or meth

At the cicis pizza

Engaged in life threatening trench warfare rn (trying to get sleepy) and they just released the mustard gas (fresh gossip about a highschool acquaintance)

WHO SENT THIS TO ME IN AN UNMARKED ENVELOPE??????

Top 3 hardest karaoke songs 1. Take on me 2. Liquid smooth 3. Crazy frog

Who is fucking doing this

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I have since gone to karaoke and discovered there are way worse songs to pick than these

Why is it only phone store customers with these insane apps. Also why do you have an app folder with just deviant art and futadom world in it

I was 3 minutes late to my Uber so he drove 10 miles under the speed limit for the whole ride???(I sent a message that I would be 2 minutes late and I apologized when I got in)

Update: He came in again and said "how do I delete my history when I'm lookin at butt nekeds." then showed his browser with one site called "butt porn"

Almost dropped my bowl of slop today