Our cat needed to change his good, so I went to the shelter to donate the old bag. I went to look at the dogs, but it may be too early. I am still mourning Crash.

I am at a local, independent bookstore crowded with young people. There is hope for my country yet.

Remember when you thought 50 was old? Now, it is simply a new dimension of life.

The main reason people complain about changing their clocks in the fall is because they have fooled themselves for months that the day is actually longer than it is. If we stay on Standard Time, that is not a problem. We need to stay on Standard Time all year.

Is it a bad omen that the time change occurred on Guy Fawkes Day?

Life is too short to use Arial font.

Today, a student referred to me as the O.G.

After inaugurating the Christmas season with a trip to Land's End and Tim Horton's, I thought I would drop by and visit George Bailey.

I gave my wife a head start this year. Let Dickens in December commence!

Life is too short for jellied cranberry sauce.

Happy Boxing Day to those who celebrate!

So it begins.

Happy Texas Statehood Day to all who celebrate.

Did you know that 3.14% of all sailors are pirates?

It was mostly cloudy, but we could still see it in Syracuse.

I do not think there is a way to ogle politely.

Wimbledon!!!

It is easy to convince ladies not to eat Tide pods, but it is difficult to deter gents.

"I am tired of hearing 'Clair de Lune' on the radio," said no person ever.

"It's hot in this classroom," declared a student wearing a hoodie.