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BREAKING: Trump says his son Barron took his phone while he was asleep and made a memecoin. He has now been grounded.

The last thing EBITDA sees before it's adjusted

Not to be insensitive. But it’s beyond ironic that the Democrat’s witness defending the govt‘s horrific record on finding waste and fraud.. is an actual blind man.

.Tim Burchett just master classed this CNN host and it is glorious. This is a must watch! "If Elon Musk says that he thinks he can find $1 trillion worth of waste, abuse, and fraud, why don‘t we let him try and see if he can find it?" "Some of these people need to be in

BREAKING: @OversightPR finds that former President Biden’s pardons all have the same “autopen” signature: -Biden Family Members -Anthony Fauci -General Milley -J6 Committee The autopen findings could open legal challenges to the validity of Biden’s pardons in a court of law.

BREAKING: Federal judge orders Elon Musk to immediately return stranded astronauts to the Space Station. Just joking—or am I?

$SLIK coming soon…

President Trump is now 6'3" 224 pounds with 4.8% body fat. We might lose him to the NFL draft

This messy Trump-Musk breakup is truly the gayest thing about pride month

BREAKING: Vladimir Putin has offered to negotiate a peace deal between President Trump and Elon Musk

Cancel your Chili's date— the billionaires are fighting

If you caught $JFIN, $XNET, or $RAIL early, you already know how this goes. $GENC is next. Cash-rich, no debt, real income, dirt-cheap calls. You know the drill. tiktok.com/t/ZTjgARg91/

Funds continue to buy every dip, chasing performance into quarter end.

BREAKING NEWS: NASDAQ BOOSTS SUI INTO U.S. MARKETS WHILE SPOT SUI ETF ENTERS SEC FAST LANE! Nasdaq has officially filed Form 19b‑4 to list the 21Shares $SUI Spot ETF now entering SEC review! With $300M+ in global ETP inflows and mounting institutional support, momentum for

The market may be volatile, but our degeneracy is stable

Crypto down on the potential the US gets dragged into another to another war. Crypto up on the US getting dragged into another war. Thank you for playing.

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6 straight minutes of CNN admitting that right now, President Trump is winning and Democrats are in big, big trouble. A segment like this would have been totally unthinkable in 2016-2020.