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Yeah I bet your favorite player was Dick Butkus grandpa. You wanna kiss his dick with your butt? That’s why you like dick Butkus so much?

“DOG” video out now ☝️ Produced all by HOLDINGHEAT. youtu.be/l5OWmRzTwyU?si…

Just picked up the old man from the airport. Had the trip of a lifetime in italy. 10 hour flight home. Has work at 6 am tomorrow. Thinks it’s 10 pm right now. First thing he does when he gets home. Doesn’t even go in the house first.

WE LIVE ITCHY OUT EVERYWHERE NOW koji.to/Braciola

put your hands to the constellations The way you look should be a zyn, you my zynsation

2 xannies bitch pop a bar save a bar like I’m Jon taffer

I did 3 years of AFJROTC and I still have to work today. Thanks Biden !!

Made friend with a Martian friend that I’ve been harboring ET style- mom thinks hes a friend from school. Last night I introduced him to porn & tonight at dinner he goes “boy Mrs. O this food is sure hitting my G-spot” 😂😂 i elbowed him, like you’re gonna blow our cover bro!! 🤦‍♂️

Tomorrows Monday. Back to school. Coming back to class with a vengeance. taking notes. Not backing down

Having an ultimate coworker experience where guy asks me if I’ve ever seen “I’m on a boat” lonely island music video and I say yes and then he describes the whole thing to me anyway

*mike breen and Clyde Frazier doing color commentary on my day while I’m at work* Mike: “Jack pops another nicotine pouch on his way to the bathroom” Clyde: “Zynning and Winning…off to an auspicious start with the caffeine nicotine combo”

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Wearing my girls sandals to take the garbage out got me walking like Walt Jr

*nba Twitter at war over officiating* Kendrick Perkins: “another deep fried 40 piece wing for big body Brunson. Finger licking fadeaways with the mid range Memphis dry rub and delectable sticky hickory heroics from the foul line”

He has such a way with words 🥰

Pete Alonso is tits on a bull. Guy is fucking useless. Buy a ten gallon and sign with the rangers. You will not be missed.

I like twisting all of the preview screens off of the display cameras at Best Buy until they crunch lol

When I went to the Rutgers basketball game they let a fan shoot free throws for a chance to win rod wave tickets I would have been launching shots in the stands and dribbling out the clock

5.5.25 👀 Artwork/visual by ms 👑 #WhentheSmokeClearsEP Prod. Mashoni