My favorite block of entertainment of the year, Slamdance! (if you like movies, give it a watch, it's affordable, too!)

Crossing 10th ave in NYC required quite a detour, but I wasn't going to let security for the leader of the free world get in the way of my sandwich.

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I've only seen it on their website favicon, but I'm very much digging this @JuniperNetworks logo.

Poker Face is the only current show I can imagine as a 23 episode season, I just want unlimited amounts of it and it wouldn't suffer from it. #PokerFace

Just got BlackCountry,NewRoad tickets for Newcastle after not knowing where in England that was. Looks like that UK vacation just got extended a day!

Just started watching the new Netflix show Zach Stone is Gonna Be Famous and then I figured out the trick to making Bo Burnham a believable young kid.

I got laid off recently, but I get to see Puddles Pity Party tonight, so it's not all bad news!

I think if more republicans were like Will Hurd there might be a lot more republicans and (gasp!) that might be OK? (also, we got a picture together at the Amherst, NH 4th of July parade while I was in some very patriotic overalls)

The first land cycle I’m presenting in my Magic: The Gathering MTG Secret Lair series is the SWAMP! A dark dangerous place, where beasts and gators roam, where secrets of lost souls can easily disappear in the quicksand! secretlair.wizards.com/us/product/865…

Enough raspberries to make some jam. Delicious!

“Matt Caputo’s Infamous Nacho Dog” is an all beef Frank, topped off with housemade beer cheese, crushed nacho chips, pickled jalapeños, lime cream, and pico de gallo. ❤️🌭 #Barcade #JerseyCity #TheSausageKingOfJerseyCity

! Is CHILLUMINATI gonna make reasonable ticketing for reasonable people? This is potentially exciting!

This was a post about @Eve6 and thir favorite plane, the SR-71. It was deleted so he could do more... Pro-Bono work? x.com/Eve6/status/17…

Big thanks to Eugene Mirman for being a big help for 12 years!

OK, this is a shockingly good list of things to give to people, just try to not give someone something they already have, because they won't need to keep it in reserve!

Congrats to the parents of these Olympic breaking athletes, finally getting paid off for all those years of waking up at 4 in the morning to drive their kid 2 hours to some cardboard on a floor.  #olympics #realsport #boogiedownparis2024