Go short tree, it's your #EarthDay!

Reading @jezebel in my cubicle in my twenties made me want to be a writer, so I'm thrilled to share my first article for them on a vitally important topic: ravioli portions. jezebel.com/raviolis-day-o…

It's #NationalSaladMonth and I've entered Little Leaf Farms #BigSaladEnergy Sweepstakes! littleleaffarms.com/national-salad…

Won the Pittsburgh Marathon half this morning in 71:11. My teammate Marakwetexpress crushed and won the men’s race. My 7 month old daughter was waiting at the finish line. Now we’re trying to get home to our boys! Thanks to Pittsburgh and those that still believe in moms returning to sport.

**we had to wait an entire 8 months for a study to wrap up before we could properly clap back to this* BUT A LOT OF STUFF GOES ON HERE. 🧵

For all you followers who don’t live in England and think that they all talk like characters in a Hugh Grant movie. This kid.

true story.

Watch as Nancy Chen sits down, and rides, with Pan-Mass Challenge Founder and Executive Director, Billy Starr and 2-Year PMC Rider and Captain of Team Breast Friends, Dena Ofengeim on CBS Mornings! hubs.ly/Q02LqKxw0 #PMC2024 #OneInABillion

Having been there, I can’t imagine how terrifying this must have been.

BANANAS!

Elmo is just letting you know that Elmo might be a little grouchy today. Naptime didn't go as planned.

Upset? Go outside. Happy? Go outside. Bored? Go outside. Answer is always go outside.

After multiple failed attempts, the conch was blown at 10:37. The 2025 Barkley Marathons begins in one hour. #BM100.

I just signed up to volunteer for a @panmass Kids Ride. Click here to join me! kids.pmc.org/suffield.aspx #PMCKids

If you're reading this... GET OUTSIDE!

april fools stresses me out.

CHAMPIONSHIP BOUND ‼️‼️

Woke up National Champions 🏆💙

Still waiting on the London Marathon ballot results….. #London #londonmarathonballot #londonmarathon TCS London Marathon