Time for our monthly facial.

Highly recommend doing a rage room while blasting kim petras’ Slut Pop

going for that sexy farmer lewk

Did a thing

You want some cake?

It’s almost 1AM and I am eating a pastrami sandwich in my jockstrap in my kitchen. Do you know where your children are???

My love for a good cocktail is never ending

Sunday scaries

It’s just me, doing my monthly five minute twitter review. See ya next month.

I very much enjoyed being a slut all weekend, but dear god my body is sore.

Hello from Greece

Leaving Macedonia always makes me so sad 😭

My left nipple keeps popping out of my tank at work. Oops.

We’re thriving gunny

I feel like I’ve taken a Guerilla warfare approach to Tinder and dating in general in the sense that I’m just putting it all out there and not pretending to be coy/subtle. May the odds be ever in my favor.

Last night = v h word, no takers Tonight = v tired, phone is blowing up

You know you dodged a bullet with your ex when his friends and coworkers are reaching out to you and telling you they’ve deaded him.

I am Marie Kondo-ing my life this year except with people instead of objects. If you do not spark joy, you are trash. Adios!

Bitch, I’m cute (feat. Lil Willow)

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