I have "Emergency Calm." I will have a mental breakdown over answering a simple email. But if the kitchen catches fire? I enter a flow state. I am cool, calculated, and precise. My brain was not built for modern bureaucracy. It was built for the apocalypse. I am a specialized

Morning!

i hope bad bunny get on that superbowl stage & don’t speak a WORD of english

When everyone is looking at me and sees an adult but… this is what i feel like on the inside

Teigan isn't afraid to give it her all! #PuppyBowl

this half time show had everything. Cardi B. Pedro Pascal. Lady Gaga. the transcendent hope of a more inclusive America.

I love Bad Bunny I love Lady Gaga I love kindness and multiculturalism and being woke and I hate the New England Patriots amen

bad bunny on the muppet show when

It’s just really embarrassing living in a country that’s more outraged about someone singing in Spanish for 15 mins than the fact our country is ran by actual p3d0philes 🥴

Peach

Top Ten Reasons You Should Hire Me Despite My Disillusionment With Reality And My Subsequent Hatred For The System

most of the time it really sucks being alive during Historic & Unprecedented times but every once in a while it's so, so beautiful. resistance is terrifying and ugly and scary and so, so, SO beautiful. <3

FUCK THE UNITED STATES FREE PUERTO RICO AND FREE HAWAII FROM THE CLUTCHES OF US IMPERIALISM

Bad Bunny was an SOS signal to the rest of the free world that the freedom lovers of the US aren’t going to go down without a fight.

Imaging having so much bigoted hate in your heart that you can’t even allow yourself the experience of joy & beauty in this music & its people. My nana was right; “Hate deprives the bearer as well.” #badbunnysuperbowl

Just found out that in eastern Tennessee there's a colony of native Arabic speakers who are descendants of Syrian migrants who came to the US over a century ago. They speak--I kid you not--a fluent *hillbilly* dialect of Arabic. And it's gorgeous. God bless America.

This is Flambo. He's using his talking dog buttons to accuse his small foster brother of being a cat. Nothing can convince him otherwise. 13/10 for both

Nothing radical about wanting: One job. One apartment. Some savings. No panic. That used to be normal.