Tornadoes are rare. Hard to make. So far so good. The "band without a bass player" analogy still works. If bass bro shows up, we may be in trouble, but rn he's still in the green room, half awake, hunched over the side of a leather chair, right next to the bathroom / 401 PM

There’s a lot of airport fashion nowadays. I grew up in airports so I can tell you- there’s more fashion out there now than ever.

Airports themselves are getting pretty steezy too!

SNL always has episodes where a musician is the host and musical guest, but they never do that with the actors. Come on Paul Giamatti, sing some tunes, it's your night.

The most compelling piece at DOX

Is the #metgala the Halloween of fashion?

Hanging out in stretchy pants till wide-legged jeans are done.

I always liked thinking (but have always known better) that receiving ones “just deserts” means skipping dinner.

Googled “age limit of NFL cheerleaders” after like half an episode of America’s Sweethearts. Such athletes! Such sweethearts! Because what if I need to try out for the Tennessee Titans ?! #yolo

Maybe I’ll start a local juice shop and call it Juices-R-US™️ and have a t-rex wearing sunglasses and a flag cape be our logo/ mascot. 🦖🇺🇸!

Same.

What is the deal with car dealerships and making you wait?

Gweny’s moo moos tickle me so much. Love em.

The number of good looking dentists in Nashville is astounding.

“We’re not doubting that God will do the best for us; we’re wondering how painful the best will turn out to be.” - C.S. Lewis

Anytime the word “cahoots” is used to describe theories of conspiracy, I’m not buyin.

I cut my own bangs before TG and not one person in my family “noticed”. My theory is, they’re all in cahoots, secretly talking about my bangs behind my back.

I love how dancing is both instinctual and sort of embarrassing.

Lot of “relationship building” in the business sector now days. Everyone wants to be friends? Even my dentist.

I just walked through someone's fart cloud at TJ's. Unclear whose, several suspects.