I had a dream last night that Foo Fighters dropped a song with a rap verse, and Dave Grohl asked me to do the rap. Easily one of the most ridiculous and amazing dreams I ever had.

#RiseUpRedux – out Sept. 7th. Stay tuned for more details. #RiseUpCharity Toronto Foundation (Archived Account)

I just had to explain to a group of teenagers on facebook that the KKK is, in fact, racist. I'm seriously done with this universe. Michael Dorn Where's that rift in the spacetime continuum that Worf passed through that caused him to hop between quantum realities? I want a new one.

Les meilleurs 🇨🇦🤠🎶🎵♩ #Repost @rivertownsaints (get_repost) ・・・ FESTIVAL WESTERN ST TITE WAS SAINT LIT 🔥🔥🔥Merci beaucoup! fwst_officiel #festivalwestern instagram.com/p/Bnc8fE5HDir/…

Dear Netflix Netflix Canada, much like you have a “recently added” category, could you also have a “leaving this month” category so I know which movie that I’ve been putting off watching requires my immediate attention? Thanks

Christian Bale wears rubber bat suit in Batman movie despite wearing regular clothing in real life.

Playing monopoly while on the toilet must’ve been so much more awkward before smartphones were invented.

It’s rather upsetting how so few funeral homes offer a taxidermy option.

let’s have a moment of silence for the poor suckers who were arrested on the last day that pot was illegal.

Watching a 22 year old episode of Star Trek Voyager and I’ve determined that Sarah Silverman doesn’t age... although the episode is about time travel so maybe that has something to do with it

Dear Donald J. Trump Sleep tight loser.

Why are you taking shit about me Ariane?

New P.O.D. album circles is dope! The song Panic Attack manages to sum up all the sonic elements of the POD mosaic. Heavy, funky, flavourful... honestly from now on, if anyone asks what POD is like, I’ll tell em to listen to Panic Attack. It has it all! #onRepeat

Rest In Peace #DenzelWashington #RoughDay

Fuck your wall. Split that 5 billion between at-risk children who don’t have lunches and vets who can’t get proper medical and psychological treatment. Fuck your vanity project. Do something good for once.

Ya know what? Jerry Falwell has actually convinced me of the existence of Satan by probably being him.

Like you’ve ever read the Bible you illiterate Nazi fuck. #TwoCorinthians

You always know how thirsty you were depending on how amazing water tastes

If I have a daughter I’m gonna name her William. Just so when she poops herself I can say “William shatner pants”

Well at least we know that @mike_pence definitely does NOT have the clap. 😁 #noapplause #mikepence #😂 #everyonehatestrump