I feel your pain. "Hi. I'm Robert." "Nice to meet you, Bob!"

Wait. How can Canada sub after the final whistle? Is that legal? #USAvCAN #USWNT

Can someone explain to me exactly what the coaching staff sees in Emily Fox? Because I just don't understand why she starts. #USWNT

#ElTri supporters showing exactly the class we've come to expect from them. #USMNT #USAvMEX

The CBS Sports studio crew is the absolute WORST. Why would they not shut the hell up with Dortmund fans singing You'll Never Walk Alone? #UEFAChampionsLeague

Serious question: does Merritt Paulson even care anymore? #RCTID

Stop giving MP money for this shit. #RCRID

The Paramount+ studio crew is insufferable. #UEFAChampionsLeague

Is Kyndra de St. Aubin high, it just a #MNUFC toady? #RCTID

You would think grown men paid a decent wage to play a game would show some interest in winning. #RCTID

So Evander thinks he's an all-star? What's he smoking? #RCTID

So that's what an all star corner kick looks like? #RCTID

Sophia, what the fuck are you doing? Stupid, stupid, stupid way to get a second yellow. #BAONPDX

To all the motorists who think cyclists should ride in the gutter, you can go f*ck off

I don't think CBS understands streaming. #BAONPDX

How is the 14th team in the league so organized on defense while the Thorns look like 10 middle schoolers running around? #BAONPDX

Switching to the local Dallas announcers because these Apple TV guys are so bad. #RCTID

Thorns are completely lost. There's too much talent on this team to be this bad. #GaleOut #BAONPDX