If Lance Armstrong actually believed people are pretending to be trans to cheat at sports, he would have tried it already

Jim DeShaies.

Rude

Yes, it was necessary to feed my 11 month old child her night time bottle at like 9:00 pm. Thank you for asking.

This tweet can be sung to the cadence of the opening line of "Get Back" by Paul McCartney

The Armstrongs

Little known fact, after your third sold out show at Wrigley Field, the Chicago Cubs let you throw out the first pitch!  📸 Greg Schneider

Dave Matthews Band has the opportunity to do the funniest thing right now

Dudes will get on here and be like "poor kids don't deserve to have a cookie" and think they're the good guys

I (and I cannot stress this enough) do not and will never care about any billionaire’s feelings at any given time. Not even once. Not ever. You own the world and still have tantrums? Groundbreaking. Vent to the Titanic she loves company

Sorry this is so funny to me, wonder if there's a particular thing that you can do in your late teens and early 20s which has a high amount of binge drinking and also leads you to be more educated, a mystery

Where is my normie American gang that does not care who is on the list because we don't treat politics like sports fandom and bad people doing evil things don't deserve protection for fear it might make "your side" look bad?

This is not a real thing that happens. This is something you hallucinated because you are traumatized and need help.

to be clear, "financialize everything" means they want to find ways to generate revenue without creating anything tangible or useful. they want to profit without producing anything. that means you will, somehow, end up in debt.

We used to be a proper country where a man could support his family and his second secret family on a single salary.

why is the new york times giving erika kirk a platform to tell the women of new york (a place she doesn’t live) to not be career driven (as she grifts off her husband’s death)

“i view all my opinions in the world through the bible.” -an idiot

It’s unreal to me that studio execs learned nothing from the BARBENHEIMER craze. Girls were dressing up like Barbie. Theaters were packed at 10 a.m. on a Tuesday for both films. People stayed at the theater for hours for the double feature. People love going to the movies!