Mike Chisholm kindly invited me back for a return visit to The Letterman Podcast. You can watch it here: youtu.be/mG65oNBcU1w?si…

Just found out that the earthquake originated in New Jersey. I would say “I blame Chris Christie” but then I remembered I don’t do “fat” jokes.

My place is so messy that during the earthquake, some things fell back on the shelf.

It’s Charlie Chaplin’s birthday and here are the three essays I wrote for Criterion celebrating him: criterion.com/current/posts/… criterion.com/current/posts/… criterion.com/current/posts/…

If Kristi Noem had been around in the sixties, Timmy would still be in that well.

“Be vewy vewy quiet. I’m hunting puppies! Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh”

“Doesn’t anyone care that Kristi killed my mom?”

THERE’S A WORM IN MY BRAIN!

Why is this man laughing?

It was a dark and Stormy night.

Which twin is the Jedi? #TheAcolyte

The CHALLENGERS remake J.D. Vance wants to see:

“Your mission, should you decide to accept it, to find and rescue an actress currently bearing the name ‘Cheryl Hines’, although she might be hiding under the pseudonym ‘Mrs.Larry David’. This message will self-destruct in five seconds.”

It’s Billy Gilbert’s birthday and here is my article for Criterion about this very “Funny Man “criterion.com/current/posts/…

I did not expect, when I first saw Jeff Bridges in THE LAST PICTURE SHOW, that one day he would age into Gabby Hayes.

Who did it better?

“The rules were you guys weren’t going to fact-check!”

JOKER 2 was not quite what I expected: