Up the Palace!

Where was this Wednesday night? Jokers

lol

Cue the Chido Obi should be our number 9 tweets…

PSG are cooking 🔥

It’s a mauling #UCLFinal

GET IN!!!! WE’RE WINNING THE LOT!!!

lol

United in the race

RIP Diogo Jota. Heartbreaking news 💔

😴

Meanwhile Jim and the boys are haggling over £5m with Brentford. Embarrassing.

Wait a minute… we’re cutting the grass at the training ground? Give everyone else a chance guys this isn’t fair.

Just realised we’ve released more new kits than signed or sold players combined this summer 😂. #MUFC

Arsenal have signed Gyokeres. Liverpool have signed Ekitike. There’s only one place left for Isak to go right?

Hey, Grok, who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was

The pineapples are crazy here

If anyone wants to join go ahead #fpl