Defend my PhD thesis? After all it did to me??

Hi, I’m a scientist in Pokémon. My job is to know about Pokémon. There are exactly 150 Pokémon. Oops! My mistake, we found one more. Turns out there are 151 Pokémon. Hold it, upon further inspection, it appears there are thousands of them. I don’t know what I’m doing.

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Out there, beyond man's knowing

anyone know how to turn off closed captions for racing events? it’s a bit distracting

Google is BROKEN

imagine thinking archaeologists are trying to hide discoveries from the public. have you ever even met an archaeologist. they never shut up. they couldn’t keep a secret in a tomb

going to start doing urban forestry agitprop until every sidewalk is shaded and every urban heat island is eliminated

Jacob Rees Mogg can now return to his other job, as a night paralysis demon at an all boys boarding school.

In case anyone needs to see a guinea pig cartographer, here you go…

putting these babies on and walking really really slowly on campus. and when people get irritated and pass me i just gesture at the boots and shrug

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