Because, of course, you amuse me. It's such a boring world. We need drama, we need bloodshed. It's great! x.com/JoeysSecretRos…

So did I, love. Entire villages full of people. Where's the problem? It's kill or be killed. x.com/JoeysSecretRos…

There IS no 'right', when will people get this? There's just fun to be had. Parties to be thrown. Blood to be shed. x.com/JoeysSecretRos…

❝I'm sorry that I disappointed you Lawence❞ •Written by #Spitfire •HP OC •Muggle •Older 𝑩𝒍𝒐𝒔𝒔𝒐𝒎 •Ships: Chem •RT?

Me, obviously. She's just too shy to admit it. x.com/JoeysSecretRos…

Honey, I'm a lot more attractive than that boy, and by the way, EVERYBODY knows, you can stop attempting to be secretive now. x.com/JoeysSecretRos…

Except, of course, if I were to advertise it. I could print a huge poster to put up in Hogsmeade, that'd be fun. x.com/JoeysSecretRos…

And if I do? ...exactly. Nothing will happen to me. Can't touch me, toy. x.com/JoeysSecretRos…

Thanks, sweetie. Will do. Do I get Cookies? x.com/JoeysSecretRos…

GREYBACK IS INTO LUPIN I will continue if I don't get cookies x.com/JoeysSecretRos…

*catches the cookie and smiles sweetly* Thanks, love! You're adorable. I should hug you. You're like a puppy, I wanna pet you. x.com/JoeysSecretRos…

The pirate guy is quite correct. I'm still debating whether or not I should cook him, though. x.com/AmbitiousStudy…

Eating peanuts. Watching people.

Munches popcorn. "Rose is a good name."

"Rose is a wonderful name. It's the best name. Tremendously beautiful.."

"Rose is definitely a pretty name. Sounds like a person with a bright future. Yep.."

...pancake time. Yep.

I'm gonna throw a party and...

I want a cookie now. Does anyone have a cookie? Spying is no fun without cookies.

"I'm not sure if this funny doctor watching me thinks I didn't notice him. Just for the record: I did."