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Cohen actually just went “I’ve Never Met a Nice South African”

Can they get him out before then please and thank you! And make Ed Milliband the PM finally omg

Rain is summer weather

1. Am I the only one struggling to get an Uber in Sandton? 2. How quickly do you get transaction *reversals* when Uber can’t find a car or your trip is longer? Right now, between Uber and Ned, someone is holding min. R1k in authorisation holds 🤞🏾

Oh lord I haven’t gone to get the papers yet and I’m so lazy 😭 Sunday errand feel impossible after a brutal weekend. This is exactly why I don’t believe in things in excess it just costs too much. What makes “adults” get it together: a severe hatred of exhaustion

When I lived in Cape Town, the concept of being in a car for more than 15-20 minutes seemed insane unless I was going to the airport or the wine lands

An understated issue of Panyaza positioning himself the way he does lately is that it has personalised every single thing that happens in Gauteng as “on his watch@. There is no such thing as a Mayor of Joburg - it’s Panyaza.

Hands OFF Sisanda!! Why do you guys love coming for women like this?

Actually let me go buy the physical Sunday Times so I can contribute to this alleged “ANC masquerading journalist”.

Went to get food at Pantry on Jan Smuts at 05:45 and I was bumping into people who had just left the club 💀 An old mate said “Are you going TO WORK?!” To which I sadly replied: yes, yes I am

I suspect that I’d be a tough person to date because ku ka Stalin kwam’. Democracy is for the state not the home

locking in this year

The community note:

Maybe it’s because I didn’t go on leave but this December has gone by so quickly? Like we didn’t even have time to get into it?

May the good lord bring me the patience and peace required by this era because hayi no it’s not make sure

I’ve been here since grade 8??? 2009??? Bro wtf

Inamandla!

If y’all need some real tasty Christmas short cut goodies especially on the baked & confectionery goods: The Pantry by Marble, Jan Smuts ave. Johannesburg.