What.

I’m creating sandwiches that would have been impossible just a scant 10-15 years ago.

“Socially liberal, fiscally conservative”

how do you make a movie with a white man with dreads and that's NOT the worst thing about your project

Sometimes something ends up in the trending tab like "Boss Baby Podcast Trailer Delayed by Two Weeks" and it's like who could possibly be tweeting about this?

The Act would criminalize non-antisemitic criticism of the foreign govt of Israel while also making sure US Christians can still be antisemitic against Jews.

NYT take:

Yeah so what I'm a nepo baby (my dad is the father of medium-liked twitter user Ron Iver)

Andor at its core is about owning the coolest jackets under a fascist regime

Wait I just found out about the eucharist. Let me be pope, I eat more bread and wine than almost anybody.

🛻 EPISODE 149 - MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE 🛻 This week we’re talking about Stephen King’s first (and last) attempt at directing a movie. It’s 1986’s MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE

This isn't that impressive, they make you do this on Spirit sometimes

“Thank you for flying Delta. Please sit back and relax as we push roughly 25 carts that are slightly too large for our aisles through the plane for the entirety of your flight.”

Me: Please dude it'll be fine Friend: I don't like when you come to my work events, you always make me lie about you. [Later] Friend: This is Ron *sighs* he invented biriyani.

“Can I connect to your Bluetooth and play a song” No. This is my performance and you are my audience.

I love the comments of recipes bc it's the only place you see "I give these cookies 1 star. I didn't have eggs so I used an iPhone charger and they came out horrible. I will not be making these again"

Guy like me suffers loud as shit