WE ARE OPENING EARLY FOR THE MADNESS!!!! $3 domestic beer, $5 wine, and bring your appetite because we are running $1 wings during EVERY game!!!! Tables are first come first serve so be sure to get here early.

They say babies sleep 20 hrs a day. Well I just figured out the last 4 hours is just farts.

Why are Kathy’s so chatty

“The wizard of oz” -1939

I have Danelo Cavalcante chained to a pipe in my basement. He’s actually pretty cool.

When someone asks to “trade kids for a second”.

Back to work

New lawyer

Chess not checkers

*opens app. Me: “yo what’s up with all the porn on here?” App: “more porn”.

I’m tryna buy my neighbors house

Come to Off The Rail in Media Pa. Where community and sports come first!!!! #TourDeDelco

Feeling as hard as Vince Carters knee cartilages -P. giddy