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DELICIOUS REGULAR LAYS REPLACED OVERNIGHT WITH GROSS "BAKED" LAYS. WHOLE STAFF UNHAPPY. MUTINY POSSIBLE

TOLD TODAY THAT "COMPANY INK IS NOT FOR PRINTING OUT BIG PICTURES OF TRAINS." WRITERS' VOICES BEING THROTTLED

FELL IN TOILET. MORE EVIDENCE OF CORRUPTION ON HIGH

SAM FORCING EVERY EMPLOYEE TO REPORT TO HIS OFFICE TO WATCH HIS "COOL NEW DANCE." DANCE IS NOT THAT COOL, BUT EVERYONE AFRAID TO TELL HIM

GRANT PITCHES ANOTHER FAILURE OF AN IDEA. NO ONE KNOWS WHAT'S HAPPENING ANYMORE.

KATIE IS BRINGING HER LUNCH TO WORK. SHE THINKS THE SNACKS HERE ARE BAD. IT'S A FIASCO HERE.

.Rogue CH Staff

GUY WHO RUNS CH TWITTER RUINED OFFICE BATHROOM. HAD TO CALL THREE DIFFERENT PLUMBERS. ALL 3 "NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT"

.Mike Trapp PITCHES "MY LITTLE PONY ZOO" SKETCH AGAIN. OBVIOUSLY A SHAM DESIGNED 2 LET TRAPP USE CH MONEY TO BUY MORE MLP FIGURINES

.Grant O'Brien HAS SPENT LAST 2 WEEKS TRYING TO GET PHRASE "WHAT'S THE DIZZY" TO CATCH ON IN THE OFFICE. MEANING OF PHRASE STILL VERY UNCLEAR.

.Katie Marovitch STILL HAS A "Y2K DRAWER" AT HER DESK FILLED WITH CANNED CHILI. WHEN WE ASK HER WHY SHE JUST SAYS "IT COULD HAPPEN AGAIN" ??