Today doesn’t count.

Probably gonna feel like watching Oscars again in an hour.

The City and County of Honolulu has issued a shark warning for Sandy Beach, off East Oahu. A confirmed aggressive 6-8 foot shark was observed at Sandy Beach in the Half Point line up. kitv.com/news/local/sha…

Honoring the patron saint of amateur drinkers.

“I’ll take ‘Trump’s Head’ for 200, Alex…”

What’s great about Twitter charging for blue check marks is that now we know who the dorks are.

Bakersfield Friday, 3/31, the Well Comedy Club w/ Jay London

What color check mark will Twitter give/force upon celebrities?

rockyrobv on threads

WTF HBO ? Winning Time: The Rise of the Lakers Dynasty was 1 of the best shows on television. Holy shit Actually HBO Max messed up.

Tonight & tomorrow, 9/29-30, at The Comedy Bar Chicago If you think you’re having a bad week, imagine being Taylor Swift’s ex-boyfriend and having Travis Kelce on your fantasy team. eventbrite.com/o/the-comedy-b…

This week: Casper, Laramie, Gillette, Wyoming Rapid City, South Dakota SLC, Utah Tix: facebook.com/RockyRob?mibex…

No one could’ve predicted this.

No one could’ve predicted this… #Chargers #Staley

Padres Television Director: “Nobody wants to watch or listen to baseball during the 2nd INNING on OPENING DAY, let’s go to the stands for a 5-minute fluff piece…” What are we doing #Padres?

Cheaters tends to think everyone cheats. Liars tends to think everyone lies. Keep this in mind.

If a person with damage to the RIGHT brain hemisphere can develop a “joke addiction”, I wonder what a person with damage to the WRONG brain hemisphere can develop? Haha! Know what I’m saying? LOL! Am I right?

Hot take: If you’re offended by being compared to a guest on the Jerry Springer show, the best response isn’t to continue behaving like a guest on the Jerry Springer show.

Hot take: Anyone who has Usyk at top of P4P, doesn’t understand P4P.

A Bears fan's honest reactions before & after Monday Night Fottball. Going Deep with Chad and Jt #ATCpresents #goingdeep #dabears