I don’t know which parent made the choice to bring this new supporters legend to the match, but kudos

Ok let’s watch this shower. First half determines if the dog gets walked at half time or full time

Keeper can’t complain there. Ffs what an idiot 🤣 And even if the defenders make it back its goal scoring _opportunity_, not dead cert empty net and there’s no denying that is a DOGSO all day long. This is gonna be quite the spectacle

Already making stops I see Ederson (as quality as he was) missing and costing us vital points. Absolutely world class keeper

I hate saying no to my daughter. But being asked to ‘play a game of chess or something when the match is on’ is not gonna be a ‘hell yeah’ I’m afraid.

Digital ID for every adult is not progress. It is the end of a free society dressed up as convenience. I am a cyber security specialist. This is my take. They are selling it as a fix for illegal migration. That is bollocks. We spend hundreds of billions a year on cyber

Rory McIlroy literally speaking on behalf of the entire world - not just in the context of golf - and then delivering an absolute dart to back up the talk 🔥

Managers getting scrutinised is part of the job, and it’s hilarious seeing United flounder. But Jonathan Pierce’s “you were spotted looking down quite a lot” question on #motd is beyond insipid.

He is one handsome bugger. Dogs do indeed take after their owners 😏

That’s a great save by Pope. Down so quick #NEWARS

My body has nailed the art of waking up twice as exhausted as it was when I went to bed.

The return of Lamberto Boranga! 🔥 This Italian keeper is back between the sticks, refusing to retire (or age, apparently) 🧤 Listen to today's Ramble! 👉 lnk.to/ramble

Not saying I’ve embraced the red wine tonight, but I have just sang ‘you have a licky mat’ to the tune of Lucky Man to the dog.

Never has the saying ‘better lucky than good’ applied more than to this team. This needs to change, though. There’s quality players in that team, capable of much more. Need to show it

RIP Drew Struzan. Pretty much the iconic artist of his genre. What John Williams is to soundtracks, he was to movie posters

Sam Fender. Been banging the drum for that kid/man since I first heard That Sound after driving home from band rehearsal pre-covid. I (and we in McV house) love that man and his music. Could not be more thrilled - feel so personally invested 🤣🤣🤣