Someone draw tfem Jax at the roulette table before I do (I can’t draw it will be bad)

I’m not a squirrel

Garcia couldn’t handle all that

A saw trap where jigsaw asks “would you rather have unlimited bacon but no games or games unlimited games but no games” and if you don’t answer the tip of your dick blows up.

Which #thepitt character would be the most and least appreciative by the online community surrounding them?

Welcome to boundary break where we basically take the camera wherever we want

I don’t wanna transition bc I know I’d be chopped af

Dr Ellis on day shift… but at what cost… at what cost?

Losing that bike is gonna be his 13th reason

Me I’d like to act on da pitt

Whenever I pizza, I get two pizzas. One with toppings, one plain. When they get here, I don’t check the labels. One pizza goes in the fridge for later, the other I eat for dinner. God gets to decide if I deserve toppings tonight.

God is good

“Put Ogilvie through the horrors” MFs when Ogilvie actually gets put through the horrors:

Dude, we could be watching peak cinema right now!

Waterboy’s epic superpower was just a medical condition

Caseoh

How I feel after skipping this month’s shower

Dr Mohan after finding out Dr Robby is going to kill himself