Going to a concert in DC on Saturday and found out it ends one hour after the last train back to Baltimore. Refuse to pay for a hotel, so me and the boys are planning an all-night adventure. What's there to do in DC when you're killing time from midnight til 10am?

Oh cool my work was used to train the robots, too. Does this mean I'm safe from Roko's Basilisk? Or does it mean I get to be a part of a class action lawsuit?

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By god I AM back!

Went to see END IT, H2O, Judge and SUICIDAL TENDENCIES last night and the best part about it was this pit-adjacent baby.

I’m over at Bluesky now and have a few invites. Find a way to amuse me and one of them could be yours!

How to build a nonalcoholic bar so everyone feels included, from Allison Robicelli. wapo.st/3QIX7UZ

The hardest part of dealing with the loonies is being reminded exactly how dumb too many people are.

WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCKING FUCK IS EVEN HAPPENING