Ain’t nothing but love

Soo.. can we still DoorDash today or..

Can’t wait to use “Back in my day, we had to spend weeks inside. We had freezing days with no power. You kids have it easy” -Grandpa Rob

Last night, had a table complain that the bartender (me) was “dancing around and having too much fun” behind the bar. Lmao 😂🤡

First thing I’m about to do is go to a Mavs game

Hear me out, Korean BBQ but it’s an air fryer in the middle of the table.

Stop crying it’s just a movie The movie:

No mask required at work anymore. But idk if I have the facial expression discipline anymore

Zhuuuu

F U K P

My managers text like an 8 year old, but best believe that Yelp reply will be in MLA format.

When it rains, it pours

In all my years bartending, I think I just made the nastiest drink…… baileys with pineapple and oj 🤢

Ted Lasso got that shoe game 🔥

Man crushing’ hard on Joey B

I know y’all saw that air bubble on the 2

Selling 1 Odesza ticket for Sat Aug 20. Hmu

She made us drinks To drink We drunk em Got drunk

HIM