Delivers 318 million pieces of mail every goddamn day

Paging When Playing It Out of the Back Goes Wrong, please report to Portman Road

Hey we're having quite a good time over on the other app. All the sports and entertainment and news (like actual news) and debate - even the occasional spam account - without the rancor and bots and disinformation. Come on over.

Okay Arpita, why don't you buy me a TV on Amazon, then have it shipped to me, then I'll stop stealing TVs at Walmart

A conservative continuing to demonstrate they lack understanding of the difference between private and public. The Woke yell at you on Twitter. Republicans use the full force of the government to silence you.