4 years in and I’m still not changing this pinned tweet. Honestly I think this might end up on my tombstone. 👻

I will actually buy a VW GTI if this tweet gets five thousand retweets

I had one of these. It is worth precisely zero dollars. Absolute trash fire of a vehicle.

I’m pretty sure my grills are suicidal. This is the third kettle that has ended up like this. 🥲

Fuck NFTs.

If you’re asking me to do things to help you debug your saas product, I think you’ve fundamentally misunderstood the point of your business. 🙄

Goodbye, trusty steed. You were the only one that never broke. 😂😅👋

Every computer scientist should be able to see that cryptocurrencies are totally disfunctional payment systems, and that "blockchain technology" (including "smart constracts") is a technological fraud. Would they please say that out loud?

You guys can't envision the final collapse of capitalism? Incredible!

Lmao crypto imploding is my favorite event in modern history. Can’t wait for #BTC to hit zero 😎🥰

Lmao are people in WordPress defending GoDaddy now? Never been so glad to have that entire shitshow in my rear view. 😎😂🙄

“my dog hates fireworks” no, your dog is just a COMMUNIST who hates AMERICA

Product managers helping the team ship a new feature

Fuck this robot, no regerts baby 😎

Is it just me or is hiring people to do things just a way to waste money and delay doing it yourself? 🤔🙄

Million dollar business idea: start a service company. Any kind, doesn’t matter. Don’t worry about skills; you don’t need any. Make a facebook page and a google local page and start taking customers. Then, and this is the important part, SHOW UP AND WORK. 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄