Good moooooooorning Twitter! What shenanigans are we all getting into today?

I think I’m allergic to nice weather. It was 68 degrees and sunny in NJ today. So nice, right? Except that my house is hot and I have a migraine and I want to sleep but can’t sleep because my house is hot and I have a migraine. End rant. 😊

After years of being anti-sock, I am here to report that I am officially in my slouch sock renaissance. This seemed like the perfect place to make this announcement.

The “E” key on my laptop broke. Looks like we’re in for a wild Friday. 🦖

Who knew that all the Tetris I played on my gameboy in 1998 would translate to incredible dishwasher loading skills in 2024. I certainly did not.

It’s 70 degrees today in NJ. And so begins my reverse seasonal depression. 😂

On deadline for novel revisions? Sounds like the perfect time to organize all the jewelry I don’t wear. 💎

What’s your favorite spring activity?

No one told me that marriage is just trying to figure out dinner for two people, while taking into account food preferences and dietary restrictions, UNTIL DEATH DO YOU PART.

I am not giving up my skinny jeans. Or my side part. Signed, A Millenial

To whoever figured out how to milk an oat…thank you for your service.

After 3 videos on my FYP, I can officially confirm that I am on rugby tok…and I am not upset about it. 😅

Was that an earthquake in NJ???

We had two earthquakes in NJ and somehow my husband missed both of them. 🙄

Would you go back and redo your 20’s?

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A little romantic lesson for spring. #teachertwitter Frankenstein | Introduction, Presentation, Lesson Plan, Activities, Romanticism teacherspayteachers.com/Product/Franke…

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