TRAE YOUNG IS A LITTLE BITCH!!

Fuck you CBS Sports for putting the U.S. Soccer Men's National Team game on paramount plus!

OH NO! OH NO! OH NO NO NO NO NO! The Panthers are doomed without CMC Robert Weychert

I don’t date fat bitches -inspired by Carson Wentz in 2011

The USMNT starting lineup is fire. Your guy Gianluca Busio is in the starting lineup Robert Weychert

The @nba MVP starting last year will be and has been a Mickey Mouse award, and will be until Joel Embiid wins it. He was the MOST VALUABLE player this year and last year, with great stats to go along with it, Jokic is just a stat padding piece of crap with anger issues #overrated

Starting my own Team Sign 🆙

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I hope Damar Hamlin is gonna be okay. I hope Tee Higgins doesn't blame himself. I hope Skip Bayless gets fired and blacklisted. I hope Hamlin's toy fundraiser receives millions of dollars. I hope this effects some sort of change in the NFL. 🙏

BREAKING NEWS IN THE #NHL CONNOR BEDARD HAS BEEN CHARGED WITH A TRIPLE HOMICIDE IN NASHVILLE THIS MORNING. Sources say Bedard was driving drunk and hit three pedestrians on the sidewalk, killing them instantly Rest in Peace

The nose is face to face w kelce but it’s on the birds?

Our last 2 signings are a former divisional rival star RB who at one point said he hated the Eagles, and a star Safety returning who said he couldn’t stand our obnoxious fans after he left. That’s as Philly as it gets. 😂