India invented chess. Invented Yoga. They even thought us how to count. Einstein said we owe a lot to the Indians. There is even a golden temple in India that feeds 100,000 people a day for FREE! Man, the Indians are fucking awesome! If you are Indian, I say thank you ❤️ 🇮🇳

People dying: Losing a £120k job:

F1 bosses decided they wanted a one lap race-off between the two title contenders to see who won, rather than stick to the actual rules. An absolute scandal.

Lewis Hamilton 𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙣𝙚𝙙 the backmarkers between himself and Max Verstappen before the safety car was deployed. He did so through measured racecraft and superior pace on track. Removing them to allow Verstappen to mount an attack did not create fairness, it destroyed it.

Thing you love to see on the TL 😂 RH. Get in there mate 🚀

U enjoy having a shitty car and getting to work and not being able to connect to the internet?

After Manchester United’s awful start to the season, the focus has once again turned to the Glazers. This thread will look at some of the reasons why the club’s fans might be unhappy with their owners – from a financial perspective #MUFC

In 17 years of ownership, the Glazers have taken £1.1 billion out of Man Utd and put in £0. That’s it. That’s the reason they are bad owners.

“You can't expect people to show respect for something that never respected them.” Trevor Noah is me…

I can’t believe Ronaldo and Messi was an argument

Is there still a debate? Asking for a goat.

How can you watch him play and think anyone else comes close 🥱 Greatest to ever do it

For those who know football know that tonights result didn’t determine whether Messi was the best player ever or not. But yet I’m so happy he did for the people who thought he needed it so now there’s no debate. 🐐 #Messi𓃵

The greatest to ever do it. Immortal. #Messi𓃵

“We turn our attention to the St. Mary’s stadium, where Spurs manager Antonio Conte isn’t shore if he’ll be remaining next year, or if that ship is yet to sail. Simon Brotherton has this one.”

State of this club. 🤢 Lost a match-going fan and I hope many more

"However Manchester United choose to justify it, they will never find the right words to explain away what many of us saw and heard. Because they simply don’t exist." Nailed it 📌 Brilliant article Sarah Shephard

My email to Manchester United CEO Richard Arnold. I encourage all true United fans who value morals over football to also make themselves heard.

Good accurate explainer of the effects on the body of sprinting 400 meters. Understanding this process was key to me breaking the WR and consistently running 43 seconds.

Everyone, please report this account for impersonating me 🥴 Some people really have nothing better to do with their life…