Inventing a drink called the 9/11. First you make a manhattan then you hit it with 2 shots of fire ball

This was you yesterday

Just call the police, they say. (She survived, and is now suing)

"No politically correct wars" they genuinely think they can just coast on "AnTi-WOkE" vibes forever. They want to spin this mass slaughter as "Sticking it to those dang libtards!" and they think it's a winning strat.

Today, I thought my brother was dead in the bombardments in Iran. I couldn’t speak.I was shaking, crying, unable to breathe, waiting for a sign he was alive. And then I see people celebrating this like it’s “glory.” There is no glory, My family are human beings. #Iran #StopTheWar

The US does NOT have a mutual defense pact with Israel. We are under zero obligation to assist them and, in fact, if they take actions that put our troops in harms way, our President is under direct obligation to STOP them. This is a BS excuse and every American should fully

Behold! A $100,000-dollar American missile, launched by a 20 million-dollar plane that flies at a cost of $6000 dollars/hour to kill people who live on less than $3 a day in Iran. Meanwhile in America, Republican lawmakers believe that a $6.20 daily SNAP benefit providing food

FYI: Iran did not strike Saudi. It was Israel who struck the oil refinery, attempting to pin it on Iran Mossad agents have been arrested by both Saudi and Qatar, caught in the act of planting bombs to wreak havoc.

ok well i dont know why she looks like she’s judging me for being scared like she doesnt run away from the vacuum

What it felt like to be 12 and find out Girls can kiss other Girls

Yet somehow they were caught completely off guard on October 7th Totally believable

Resident Evil journal entries at Umbrella Corp:

Tehran’s metro area has a population of 14-16 million people. Evacuate to where, exactly? Calling it an “evacuation warning” while Israel bombs another civilian population is pure theater. Stop normalizing it.

Y’all picked a cooking game?

"maybe im too woke" theyre experimenting on trans people in prisons you should be one billion percent woker

I keep seeing trans women say “estrogenuinely” and trans men say “testosterototally” and I think this is the most incredible slang of all time

[Japanese manga writer trying to write Americans] “The CEOs would perhaps…..compete over who could take the manliest bite of the burger? No, that’s ridiculous, surely America cannot be like that.”

"imminent threat" "47 years"

thinking about john browns unique dwemer shortsword

Ada if capcom wasn’t afraid to give her wrinkles