“americans don’t understand how bad this is-“ SHUT UP SHUT UP YES I DO AND IM SCARED!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dan and Phil poppy playtime ch4 or I’m stealing the Dil head right out of the fucking phouse

I need to defend kissy missy with a gun

Once again everyone reporting live from lesbian’s business for some fuckass reason 😭😭😭

what the fuck do you mean yall don’t know abt carmilla ?????

We are losing the ancient texts this is dire you guys

forgot I was wearing my “Dan and Phil made me gay” shirt today and went to the doctor and he came in and was staring at me weirdly for a min and then just went “who are Dan and Phil???”

If it’s true I’m about to have the best birthday weekend of my life

Life is strange show oh I’m gonna throw up

mutuals I made a priv dm if you want in 👀

"A moment of silence for Charlie Kirk"

omg it’s like he knew I was having a bad day

Paddington if anyone asks you were at my place all day

wait severance won multiple emmys?? and yall are complaining to all hell???? I’m cryingggggg spoiled as fuckkkkk

me for over a decade: dan and phil are dating and I’m 100% convinced of this dan and phil, today, when it couldn’t be more obvious (and thats on their own accord): hiiii we’re dating btw me: Omg this is fucking crazy

bringing up the vday video genuinely felt like having a bucket of ice water dumped over my head