Tonight feels like the ultimate doomscroll

These spam texters have really stepped up their game. (William Shatner, can’t wait to see what you and Sophia have cooking!)

In related news, if anyone’s interested in a script about aliens crash landing over northern Canada, I know a guy…

Snagel & I are looking to get reviews and/or press for Laura Casabe's supernatural horror film THE RETURNED (LOS QUE VUELVEN) avail digitally starting next Tuesday (2/28) If you're genre press and would like access to a screener please reach out geni.us/TheReturned

Evergreen tweet: Lamar Johnson is such a damn good actor. My latest for Complex Canada. complex.com/pop-culture/a/…

Got to put together a cool feature for this year’s Canadian Screen Awards. Thanks to all the nominees who participated (and special thanks to Alex Nino Gheciu for helping me bring this very Canadian idea to life)!

My guy forgot to delete the ask from his publicist and his fans are reading it as a personal request 😂

Dicks: The Musical is the most unhinged movie I’ve ever seen, and just to be clear, I mean that as a compliment. #TIFF23

Hands down the greatest cold open of all-time

Why does this look like an ad for The Night Exchange? 😂

So, uh, this was a pretty nice email to get on a Friday night…

Feels like the right time to remind folks that I *have* imagined this exact scenario (here’s hoping it goes a little better for this real-life bride): blcklst.com/members/script…

This is the first year in over a decade I’m not covering #TIFF (Covid year, notwithstanding) and it is such a strange feeling to not already be a dozen movies deep and hopelessly sleep deprived. I wonder if that’s why I woke up with such an unusual amount of energy today!

What a game. What a season. #LFGM

CRASHED When an alien spaceship crashes a destination wedding, it forces the dysfunctional wedding party to put their differences aside and band together to save the couple's big day... and the Earth too, of course. Think Attack the Block x White Lotus. #ScreenPit (and #LFGM)

Making the shift over to Bluesky. I’ll probably stay on here til the bitter end since I could never quite manage to leave a party early, but it’s getting a lot less appealing lately. Come find me over there if you’re so inclined.