To Donald Trump and his administration: If you hurt my people, nothing will stop me — not time or political circumstance — from making sure you face justice under our constitutional rule of law.

Army veteran Jay Carey, arrested earlier for burning the flag in front of the White House, released

Why aren't we talking about this more, JD?

BREAKING: Trump unveils banner at the Department of Labor building.

"I didn't sign up for this fucking shit!" - Probably.

Just because I'm known as the drunk that gets naked and runs through the neighborhood does not mean I have a drinking problem. I used to do the same thing on acid. And Quaaludes. And speed. Mad Dog 2020 and Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill. It's never been a problem. More like a

While you were sleeping, Iowa Democrat Catelin Drey flipped a ruby red state Senate seat with a 20 point swing against Trump, breaking the GOP supermajority. If you’re wondering why Republicans are rigging maps, this is what they’re afraid of.

I think we've taken the term White House for granted too long. It's actually the whitest fucking house in the neighborhood. It's not only the crackers who live inside, it's the peckerwoods who come to visit.

The media keeps trying to convince me that Covid wasn't as bad as I remember. They forgot one small bit of information. I was there. I remember my friends and family getting sick. I remember the refrigerator trucks stacked with bodies. I remember the shortage of ventilators and

The criminal piece of shit who screamed about “Stollen” elections for years is laying the groundwork to steal every election. Sure, we’ll have elections, but the ruling party will be guaranteed to win every time. A faux democracy. Just like in Russia. Putin has taught trump well.

The new happy meal is introducing "cankle fries." The cheeseburger will simply be known as the McFuck. (and you thought I didn't drink this early in the morning.)

Some people have started the celebration already.

Hello Alan Dershowitz Do you wish to respond?

All I can find is this picture but it is proof that they DID make a cream of vegetable soup. This stuff was so good you could eat it out of the can, which we did as kids.

I was handling this school shooting pretty well until I saw the interview with a 10 year-old boy whose friend climbed on top of him to protect him. From what I understand, that child got shot and is in the hospital. And I have lost it.

You think the 15th appeals court judges appointed by Greg Abbott are working for me? You okay?

I just heard Miles Taylor say on MSNBC that we don't want an armed response to Donald Trump's Civil War.

JEFFREY EPSTEIN FOR PRESIDENT!! HE'LL FUCK YOUR KIDS! What? Does having a pedophile for a president offend you? GOP

Nothing to see here folks. There's absolutely nothing scary about this.

I cook these whenever Jesus comes to visit. They are THAT good. Hot Dog Burnt Ends Ingredients 16 all-beef hot dogs 2 Tablespoons yellow mustard 2 Tablespoons Barbecue Dry Rub 4 Tablespoons butter (melted) ¼ cup brown sugar ½ cup favorite BBQ sauce Instructions Preheat