Aaron Rupar

A MIRACLE!

Boycott everything affiliated with ABC and Disney. Pass it on.

ABC just announced their replacement for Jimmy Kimmel

London Mortified as Trump Flaunts His Flaps

Maybe if Jimmy Kimmel had come out and said homeless people should be executed he'd still have a job.

MAGA: "We’re pro–free speech." Also MAGA: "Fire anyone who criticizes Charlie Kirk." MAGA: "We’re against Nazism and fascism." Also MAGA: "Anti-facism is terrorism"

I need to lay off today and see if this view throttling eases up you all. I feel like every time I open my digital mouth I make it worse. Take my advice and stay away from the keywords "potato" and "gums" and listen to your woke Mee Maws. Love you all - Thelma

This wins the internet today. 🤣

should work.

Every time I head into the office at Antifa HQ, I pause at the Baphomet statue in the lobby. Really helps me center myself in preparation for the day ahead.

Alright guys, we need to stand up for free speech, and we need to stand up for stand-up comedians, so let's make #FreeJimmyKimmel trend all weekend long

man i thought the Rapture was supposed to happen today. but my Birthday instead?😭🤣🤣

You know what’s more dangerous for children than Tylenol? Pedophiles. Release the fucking Epstein files.

How to pronounce acetaminophen: ree-LEESE thuh EPP-steen FYLES

Here’s Jimmy Kimmel's full opening remarks in his return to air tonight. RETWEET if you’re happy to see Jimmy Kimmel back!

BREAKING NEWS: TYLENOL RESEARCHERS FIND DISTURBING LINK BETWEEN DONALD TRUMP AND JEFFREY EPSTEIN

President Trump tells us exactly who is responsible for the shutdown, and we couldn't agree more.

Donald Trump shut down the government. PASS IT ON!

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