the wizard: I’m a fraud and you’re an enemy of the state now elphaba:

🚨 FIRST WARNING, ME HEARTIES! 🚨 Tickets to The Pirates of Penzance are vanishing faster than a pirate’s loot! Tickets available at loom.ly/zQAR1Fg #thepiratesofpenzance #piratesofpenzance #hayestheatreco #whatsonsydney #sellingfast #soldout #booknow #jaylaga'aia

Cinema right now is really dead when you realize George Clooney & Julia Roberts did more for romcoms in this one interview than any romcoms ever made in last decade..

One of the best and funniest there is. Can’t wait for this!

We’re beyond excited to announce a spectacular new addition to our lineup... the incomparable Rizo! “Rizo practically has the word ‘talent’ tattooed on her forehead.” - Wall Street Journal 🗓️ Sun 15 June 🎟️ loom.ly/B4iKSD4

EOIs closing this FRIDAY! We’re seeking bold creatives to share 15–20 minutes of original work in our Festival of New Work this July. 🗓️ 18 July, 19 July, 25 July (you’ll present on one) For more info and to apply: loom.ly/yiwsXtw Applications close Fri 9 May at 5pm.

She’s back! And I stand by this quote from 2019. Calamity Jane starring Virginia Gay returns to the Sydney Opera House in October!

Riding back into Sydney for an exclusive re-boot season at Sydney Opera House this October/November! 🌈 Virginia 🌈 Gay 🌈 returns as Calamity Jane for one more adventure. On general sale 9am Friday 15 May sydneyoperahouse.com/musical-theatr…

Fresh from a hit run at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival, Alister Kingsley is bringing the chaos, the comedy, and the catchy tunes to Hayes this June as part of our Winter Cabaret Season. 📅 Saturday 21 June | 6:30pm 🎟️ loom.ly/KXo5WJc

From a childhood on an Oregon commune to 15 years of globe-trotting stardom, genre-defying cabaret goddess Rizo has seen it all 🧡 ONE NIGHT ONLY! 🗓️ Sun 15 June, 7pm 🎟️ loom.ly/B4iKSD4

One of Australia’s finest cabaret artistes, Mama Alto makes her Hayes debut in just TWO WEEKS with Mama Alto: Transcendent - a shimmering blend of smoky torch songs, sumptuous jazz ballads and luscious vocals. 📅 13-14 June 🎟️ loom.ly/FIxJZrU 📸 Shawn Salley

If you loved Tomáš Kantor in Women on the Verge, just wait ‘til you see SUGAR - an outrageous, award-winning cabaret that’s part of our upcoming Winter Cabaret Season 💛💖 🗓️ 19-20 June 📷 James Reiser 🎟️ loom.ly/XZQ0aDE #Sugar #WinterCabaretSeason #HayesTheatreCo

The greatest to ever do it. Rest in Harmony, Brian ❤️ theguardian.com/music/2025/jun…

Sam Neill taking off his sunglasses in Jurassic Park (1993) —this is the objectively correct answer.

READY OR NOT… it’s almost go time! The Festival of New Work lands at Hayes in just over a week - and we’re dropping the hotly anticipated lineup of writers and shows for Ready or Not: New Work Showcase Night 1. 📅 Night 1 | Friday 18 July, 7:30pm #FestivalOfNewWork #ReadyOrNot

Our 2026 Season launches 15 September… but why stop there? You’re invited to 2026 Unpacked - a FREE event a week after launch where you get access to sneak peeks, behind-the-scenes insights from artists and creatives, and a few surprises. 22 Sep 6:30pm loom.ly/gJ1frxM

Describe Hayes 2026 in just 3 words? GO! 💥 #HayesTheatreCo #2026Season #SeeMusicalTheatreDifferently

Total underrated banger