After 3 straight losses I stopped believing Tebow is Jesus. After yesterday I think it's clear he's Neo. Maybe Harry Potter. Lilu Multipass?

Drank Blue G2 I thought was Purple. Like seeing a great movie trailer, then its "from the mind of M Night Shayamalan" #fuckcolorblindness

@yegtraffic 20 min delays wb YHead @ hwy 216. 10-1 odds there'll be nothing at all causing this jam when I get through. #drivebetter

Chantal Kreviasiuk, Elton John, System of a Down, Miles Davis, Moist. Shuffle mode is a crazy DJ #last5songs

Finger 11, black sabbath, radiohead, foo fighters, system of a down. iPods in a much different mood today. #last5songs

Sec 122 row 16 seat 20 Glendon , AB @NHL_oilers

That is Steve Weatherfords MVP. Best punting performance ever!! #superbowlmvp

Same fan base that donated to the Ben Stelter foundation last year. Such a classy fan base man.

@jaymohr37 on our way to the show. Just praying you'll tell the Nomar story on stage tonight. Then take a knee #MohrStories

@jaymohr37 to be fair, the "openers be more loyal" from Katz' ep was a bit bitchy, but it felt sincere in a way the pod hasn't for a while

@jaymohr37 true, and by the way I truly loved that ep and that feeling of honesty.

@jaymohr37 felt like you were flying without a net.best when you don't apologize for feeling the way you feel or thinking the way you think.

@jaymohr37 you shouldn't let us fools brush you off. "Put your name on it", and "I don't give a fuck" was your pitch. And you went yard

#MockDraftMonday is COMING!! If we get 2000 RT's, 2 lucky fans who RT this will get to mock draft with Matthew Berry on Monday. RT NOW!!

Is it just cause I hate the Ravens so much already? Or is this "Chuck it up and Pray for a Penalty" offense genuinely awful to watch? #MNF

Apparently an unexpected playing of "Hem of your Garment" by Cake can improve an already great Monday by a factor of 10. Who knew?

@sarahisawriter Well written. But, without coming off as combative, I'm sincerely curious why you wouldn't read the book?

@sarahisawriter makes sense. Cause we all know how reading and understanding things more clearly never helps anyone

@sarahisawriter Sorry, I was only suggesting that it might better equip you for your argument. More informed is always better, I feel.