Dear Ikeja Electric, it's 9.15am and most of your customer service people aren't here in your Alausa office. One just sauntered in now. Only 2 stalls manned out of 5 and here we are under the canopy waiting like we are at the American Embassy. Is the days of NEPA impunity back?

So Ibori paid Tinubu a visit at Aso Rock. Ali Baba is gathering his 40 thieves already. Nigeria, I pity you!

This girl on Inspiration FM 92.3 just said shit on radio. She said it's difficult to get that shit out, referring to belly fat. A family station that our kids are supposed to be listening to?! What's wrong with these OAPs these days? Who holds them accountable?!

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I love this lady’s hustle. Worth supporting.

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Looks like Guaranty Trust ‘s travails is unending. Ordinary sms alerts now take hours to drop. Guaranty Trust Bank Help what’s the problem?

Looks like power can be sexually transmitted in Nigeria. Once you are the one or one of those warming a big man’s bed, you automatically become a big woman.

Dear Babajide Sanwo-Olu, please get the ministry of Education to enforce the uniform school calendar. Some schools start midterm break from today and some others next Friday. Private schools are getting away with illegalities and should be stopped. Lagos State Ministryof Basic & Secondary Education Mr Jamiu Tolani Ali-Balogun