we're gonna be ourselves if you wanna come over later bro

is reading a book in public performative... is having a boyfriend embarrassing... all of these queries were sufficiently addressed by our patron saint jemima kirke when she said "i think you guys might be thinking about yourself too much"

hanging mistletoe at the threshold of the lighthouse i keep as the solitary inhabitant of this accursed island as a little joke to myself

wishing you a magical okhristmas

Will it be sexy guys, the bag man, a rando admitting they’ve always wanted to transition or the hat man at the club tn

polyamorous stoners be like i’m looking for an eighth

did you get the love i sent you telepathically?

The Mindful Hater: oh, I hate that (closing eyes, deep breath) I hate that 😌

The way it’s literally okay to cry

how it feels bothering the same 3 people everyday

Wearing an overwhelming and complex niche fragrance to pick up snacks from Walgreens

doing a line of hope

Hope this is the weed that makes oomf do their chores

My kurdish homie saying they are doing field recordings of the explosions at the american consulate to sample

Just listened to a song for the first time since coming down with a cold

When oomf posts a selfie

Activating "Thought Swarm ". I am now having one million thought s at the same time

One foot in the future and another in the past has you pissing on the present.